/u/Cryptic_Nerd01's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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the theory of quantum immortality states every time you die, you get thrown into a new timeline where you barely survived the cause of death. NSFW

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"I'll never forgive you for killing my sister!" I screamed to my mom NSFW

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I don't know whats worse, the fact that the entire world has been plagued by darkness for the past three days

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I asked my date, who was a NASA engineer, why they haven't explored the ocean with all the technology they have

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“We have never seen such a disease before” the alien said

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I got a new job as a security guard at a department store...

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my mom said she remembered a strange man looking through the window as she was giving birth to me and I was always curious as to who he was...

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As a kid, I always wondered what was in my closet

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"I still cant believed she overdosed on cocaine" her husband said

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I sighed with relief, knowing I shot all the aliens NSFW

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
the theory of quantum immortality states every time you die, you get thrown into a new timeline where you barely survived the cause of death. NSFW	5366
"I'll never forgive you for killing my sister!" I screamed to my mom NSFW	5177
I don't know whats worse, the fact that the entire world has been plagued by darkness for the past three days	4153
I asked my date, who was a NASA engineer, why they haven't explored the ocean with all the technology they have	1628
“We have never seen such a disease before” the alien said	1065
I got a new job as a security guard at a department store...	457
my mom said she remembered a strange man looking through the window as she was giving birth to me and I was always curious as to who he was...	439
As a kid, I always wondered what was in my closet	265
"I still cant believed she overdosed on cocaine" her husband said	100
I sighed with relief, knowing I shot all the aliens NSFW	80