/u/Crystal1501's posts
[WP] You accidentally crossed the mafia. After begging and pleading for your life, you find yourself in the back of their van, being taken somewhere...
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[WP] "Me? Scared? Of you? As if!" "Come on, no need to lie. You're literally hiding from me in a dumpster!"
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[WP] "Arm, please." "Arm, please." I'm waiting for my turn. I don't have a choice. The vampires won the war, and every human is receiving a tracker. This way, we can't run... they'd find us... it's now my turn. "Arm, please." I hesitate, but a nudge from a vampire guard reminds me who's in charge...
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[WP] "You can't just give me something random for your wish! I only deal with souls!" "Trust me, even Satan, your master, won't want my soul." "He always wants more souls!" "Alright, I tried to warn you... take my soul then, demon."
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[WP] "Why don't you want your friend coming over?" "Because he's an ass." "Oh, I'm sure it'll be ok." Turns out, they were being literal.
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[WP] I should have known it was too easy... I walked right into their trap... I tried to use my powers to escape, but before I knew it, I was captured... now, here I am, being marched to the castle of the evil king... somehow, I'll get out of this mess... somehow...
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[WP] The Hawaiians, after the success of the Hawaiian pizza, try adding pineapple to other dishes - salads, burgers, pasta dishes, roast dinners... you name it, Hawaiians tried adding pineapple to it!
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[RF] PETA ran for the election and won. They banned anything which has to do with owning or using animals, even in videogames. They cracked down hard and now there's chaos due to forcibly released animals, and the economy tanked. A PETA employee finds you living in the woods, with your dog.
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