/u/Crystal_Spammer's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I thought my father kept candies in that coffee tin on the garage shelf, and I was disappointed to find out he stored nails there

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I don't remember adding crushed ice to my cocktail, but it seems I somehow have my mouth full of it

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I remembered how I had promised myself I'd start doing pull-ups, but constantly put it off

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She heard loud noise and her children were screaming in terror, but then she woke up - it was just a bad dream!

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I noticed the ball lying there on the ground, so I rushed to it, grabbed it and hurled it between the goalposts

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I noticed a deep, heavy sound I haven‘t heard in this song before, and I thought something is wrong with my headphones

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On December 31st I wanted this year to end so much that when I saw a shooting star, I wished it was midnight already

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Some of that shredded Parmesan was stiff and tasted weird

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“Dried squid might not be the best meal, but a dare is a dare”, thought I, as I gobbled up a handful

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Gastroscopy is not the most pleasant procedure, but I agreed to do it as I had to check my stomach

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I thought my father kept candies in that coffee tin on the garage shelf, and I was disappointed to find out he stored nails there	29
I don't remember adding crushed ice to my cocktail, but it seems I somehow have my mouth full of it	28
I remembered how I had promised myself I'd start doing pull-ups, but constantly put it off	26
She heard loud noise and her children were screaming in terror, but then she woke up - it was just a bad dream!	22
I noticed the ball lying there on the ground, so I rushed to it, grabbed it and hurled it between the goalposts	20
I noticed a deep, heavy sound I haven‘t heard in this song before, and I thought something is wrong with my headphones	17
On December 31st I wanted this year to end so much that when I saw a shooting star, I wished it was midnight already	16
Some of that shredded Parmesan was stiff and tasted weird	14
“Dried squid might not be the best meal, but a dare is a dare”, thought I, as I gobbled up a handful	13
Gastroscopy is not the most pleasant procedure, but I agreed to do it as I had to check my stomach	9