/u/Crystal_Spammer's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

Year:

Only show posts with narrations

Tinder is completely useless, and I don’t have a single match.

26565 upvotes

Mark as read: Add to a list

He killed her and threw her into the fire, then took her unborn children and covered her in their remains

2303 upvotes

Mark as read: Add to a list

I was relieved to hear sex moans after a series of loud thumps over the wall - my neighbours managed to make up, and I don't have to call the police NSFW

1095 upvotes

Mark as read: Add to a list

I was always afraid of large crowds, but my teacher told me to face my fears

286 upvotes

Mark as read: Add to a list

After years of building trust, I managed to remain in 1 room with a dictator and shot him in the head

176 upvotes

Mark as read: Add to a list

"Romeo and Juliet" inspired me to enter the acting school - I knew I would become the best Juliet of them all

80 upvotes

Mark as read: Add to a list

I barked and wagged my tail happily, as I saw my master open the door and unchain me

69 upvotes

Mark as read: Add to a list

“OMG it’s so real, I swear, the monster’s eyes do feel like jelly!”

61 upvotes

Mark as read: Add to a list

My mom always told me to be decent, put beauty first and always get things done till the end

56 upvotes

Mark as read: Add to a list

I told my mum I punctured the toothpaste tube because I didn't want to brush my teeth in the morning

39 upvotes

Mark as read: Add to a list

Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Tinder is completely useless, and I don’t have a single match.	26565
He killed her and threw her into the fire, then took her unborn children and covered her in their remains	2303
I was relieved to hear sex moans after a series of loud thumps over the wall - my neighbours managed to make up, and I don't have to call the police NSFW	1095
I was always afraid of large crowds, but my teacher told me to face my fears	286
After years of building trust, I managed to remain in 1 room with a dictator and shot him in the head	176
"Romeo and Juliet" inspired me to enter the acting school - I knew I would become the best Juliet of them all	80
I barked and wagged my tail happily, as I saw my master open the door and unchain me	69
“OMG it’s so real, I swear, the monster’s eyes do feel like jelly!”	61
My mom always told me to be decent, put beauty first and always get things done till the end	56
I told my mum I punctured the toothpaste tube because I didn't want to brush my teeth in the morning	39