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My tween daughter is getting too comfortable discussing her changing body around me. I need some good dad jokes to sprinkle into these awkward encounters.

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I didn’t win the raffle for a new fishing rod.

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My wife asked if I’m bothered that she’s starting to look like her mother.

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I think they can make movie ratings more kid-friendly

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When I dated a doctor she insisted we go Dutch.

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My childhood home had a no fishing policy.

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The doctor says I have cirrhosis, but there are treatment options.

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My wife said she looked like death warmed over.

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What the difference between a coal mine and a strip mine?

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What’s the difference between coal mining and strip mining?

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My tween daughter is getting too comfortable discussing her changing body around me. I need some good dad jokes to sprinkle into these awkward encounters.	1
I didn’t win the raffle for a new fishing rod.	1
My wife asked if I’m bothered that she’s starting to look like her mother.	1
I think they can make movie ratings more kid-friendly	1
When I dated a doctor she insisted we go Dutch.	1
My childhood home had a no fishing policy.	1
The doctor says I have cirrhosis, but there are treatment options.	1
My wife said she looked like death warmed over.	1
What the difference between a coal mine and a strip mine?	1
What’s the difference between coal mining and strip mining?	1