/u/CuteTailedFox's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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"Damn it, I told you I'm 6'2!" the man said, trying to pull me into his car.

1994 upvotes

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My wife kicked me out for cheating on her, so I slept in the backalley near my mistress' house, ignoring the street art that was staring at my soul.

14 upvotes

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I told the policeman I was missing so I followed him to verify my identity.

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Vampires prefer Gold rings over Silver rings

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"I was deaf, not blind"

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"Why are you cooking a lot of food? I'm not on death sentence honey!"

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[AUG24] I keep hearing gunshots everywhere within the community, the bank, the store and recently inside the house, I hid in the closet and decided to call my son to make sure he's okay.

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As a dopehead, the painting of a murderer smiling creepily still haunts me to this day, showing up in my dreams and hallucinations, so I decided I would face my fear once and for all.

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Fear struck my body after winning a game of staring contest.

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I never lost, even to champions and grandmasters.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"Damn it, I told you I'm 6'2!" the man said, trying to pull me into his car.	1994
My wife kicked me out for cheating on her, so I slept in the backalley near my mistress' house, ignoring the street art that was staring at my soul.	14
I told the policeman I was missing so I followed him to verify my identity.	13
Vampires prefer Gold rings over Silver rings	8
"I was deaf, not blind"	6
"Why are you cooking a lot of food? I'm not on death sentence honey!"	5
[AUG24] I keep hearing gunshots everywhere within the community, the bank, the store and recently inside the house, I hid in the closet and decided to call my son to make sure he's okay.	4
As a dopehead, the painting of a murderer smiling creepily still haunts me to this day, showing up in my dreams and hallucinations, so I decided I would face my fear once and for all.	2
Fear struck my body after winning a game of staring contest.	1
I never lost, even to champions and grandmasters.	1