/u/CypherTheBeast13's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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When scientists found that fungi sent electric transmissions baring a striking resemblance to human speech, they quickly went to work on building translators.

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I let out a hearty burp after a long meal, a sigh of relief following right after.

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When we began getting transmissions from the moon, we wondered what these strange codes could be telling us.

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I never thought my citrus allergy was a big deal, so I decided to try orange juice for the first time.

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I knew it was a terrible idea to enter a pie eating competition with no training.

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"Hey dude, how's it feel to be in the future?" I asked to my brother, who was in a much later timezone.

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Rollercoasters are fun and all, until you hit the ground.

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I rejoiced as I had won the game my captor had challenged me to, meaning me and my starving daughter got to finally eat!

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Of course, all of your claims were right, Humpty Dumpty is an egg.

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Every time I see my lovely spouse, I get warm tingles in my stomach.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
When scientists found that fungi sent electric transmissions baring a striking resemblance to human speech, they quickly went to work on building translators.	86
I let out a hearty burp after a long meal, a sigh of relief following right after.	46
When we began getting transmissions from the moon, we wondered what these strange codes could be telling us.	43
I never thought my citrus allergy was a big deal, so I decided to try orange juice for the first time.	26
I knew it was a terrible idea to enter a pie eating competition with no training.	26
"Hey dude, how's it feel to be in the future?" I asked to my brother, who was in a much later timezone.	23
Rollercoasters are fun and all, until you hit the ground.	20
I rejoiced as I had won the game my captor had challenged me to, meaning me and my starving daughter got to finally eat!	18
Of course, all of your claims were right, Humpty Dumpty is an egg.	17
Every time I see my lovely spouse, I get warm tingles in my stomach.	16