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My mommies didn’t find our prank funny after I changed all the clocks in the house last night, so my imaginary friend told me to try again tonight.

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My back has been itching terribly for days now and I can’t take the agony anymore.

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Mommy and Daddy told me to stop changing all the clocks on the walls

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It was supposed to be a normal night of rocking the baby to sleep in her room, until I heard footsteps in the hall followed by her door slowly creaking open.

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My parents grounded me for a whole week when they didn’t believe that my imaginary friend made me change all the clocks in the house.

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This morning I went to the trampoline park and the first thing I did was swing off a rope into the giant ball pit.

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I received another email from Pornhub today.

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I’m a professional diver, and I was the first to dive into our brand new practice pool.

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Impeached in the House.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My mommies didn’t find our prank funny after I changed all the clocks in the house last night, so my imaginary friend told me to try again tonight.	1572
My back has been itching terribly for days now and I can’t take the agony anymore.	1099
Mommy and Daddy told me to stop changing all the clocks on the walls	566
It was supposed to be a normal night of rocking the baby to sleep in her room, until I heard footsteps in the hall followed by her door slowly creaking open.	397
My parents grounded me for a whole week when they didn’t believe that my imaginary friend made me change all the clocks in the house.	40
This morning I went to the trampoline park and the first thing I did was swing off a rope into the giant ball pit.	38
I received another email from Pornhub today.	33
I’m a professional diver, and I was the first to dive into our brand new practice pool.	6
Impeached in the House.	1