/u/DJEagles11's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I am tired of my neighbor Karen, complaining that all my dog does is bark all night.

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I raced back to my burning house, only to have a firefighter stop me and tell me they couldn't save my trapped wife and kids.

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A couple just moved into my family home, after my parents sold it and downsized.

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Everyone is telling me my Halloween costume that I made is so life like.

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Really enjoyed, "The Lion King", with the kids.

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From across the room, I locked eyes with the prettiest girl I have ever seen.

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It's been years, and she looks as beautiful today, as she did the last time I saw her.

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As I lay here and get ready to take my last breath, I can feel my dog Bailey by my side.

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She never believes me when I tell her there is nothing better then staring at the star filled night sky, while camping.

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Such a beautiful day for a dip in the ocean.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I am tired of my neighbor Karen, complaining that all my dog does is bark all night.	77
I raced back to my burning house, only to have a firefighter stop me and tell me they couldn't save my trapped wife and kids.	76
A couple just moved into my family home, after my parents sold it and downsized.	55
Everyone is telling me my Halloween costume that I made is so life like.	49
Really enjoyed, "The Lion King", with the kids.	46
From across the room, I locked eyes with the prettiest girl I have ever seen.	40
It's been years, and she looks as beautiful today, as she did the last time I saw her.	35
As I lay here and get ready to take my last breath, I can feel my dog Bailey by my side.	34
She never believes me when I tell her there is nothing better then staring at the star filled night sky, while camping.	33
Such a beautiful day for a dip in the ocean.	28