WritingPrompts

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[WP] "So let me understand: you want me to baptize your child." father Gabriel said to the man in his office. "Yes." responded the man. "Do you know that you are a demon?" With a gracious smile, the man replied: "I know, but it was just a little hiccup in my long life. I'm a changed man!"	3
[WP] You thought it would be funny to sign random papers like you're a famous person. Well, now you find yourself arguing with a group of demons who are simultaneously demanding your soul and arguing with each other.	3
[WP] "What is happening?" "Where were you? They're letting cockroaches into our school." "Well, we could use pesticides." "Not those cockroaches, but humans. Humans with us elves. This is absurd."	3
[WP] Some call it luck, others reactivity to situations, but in reality, it is that the narrator loves you very much.	3
[WP] You are a powerful superhero who every day fights crimes. But you are completely unaware of the destruction you cause, even the villains are worried about the safety of the innocent.	2
[WP] "I noticed a time alteration, you didn't succeed did you?" "Yes, but I was this close to invite them to the prom!" "How many times did you rewind time?" "732 times..." "You know you could manipulate her mind to accept?" "But I want them to say yes spontaneously!"	2
[WP] "A magician never reveals his secrets," he says smiling in front of the agents who are interrogating him for the treacherous and inhumane crimes he has committed.	2
[WP] The human ambassador is bracing himself for the admonition from the Galatic Commission about the slow reduction of the pollution of his planet and the many infringements of the regulations. Surprisingly, the aliens seem to be very happy, declaring that humanity was the best of this cycle.	2
[WP] "And to taketh a p'rtion of thy wisdom and strength, accepteth this sacrifice oh most wondrous god" and at these words the blade pierces you, clouding your vision until you sink into darkness... "Ugh, boys! They sent us another one!" Says a teen in an annoyed voice as he rolls his eyes.	1
[WP] A couple of Grey are chasing you after they blinded with a sudden flash. Tired and exhausted, you wait for them to abduct you, when one of the two says to you: "Do you treat all tourists like this?"	1

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