/u/Dagua99's posts
[WP] "And to taketh a p'rtion of thy wisdom and strength, accepteth this sacrifice oh most wondrous god" and at these words the blade pierces you, clouding your vision until you sink into darkness... "Ugh, boys! They sent us another one!" Says a teen in an annoyed voice as he rolls his eyes.
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[WP] "And to taketh a p'rtion of thy wisdom and strength, accepteth this sacrifice oh most wondrous god" and at these words the blade pierces you, clouding your vision until you sink into darkness... "Ugh, boys! They sent us another one!" Says a teen in an annoyed voice as he rolls his eyes.
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[WP] "So why God sent you to me? Because am I the humblest and most just among his followers?" They divine begin stares at you and says with a hint of embarrassment: "Have you ever heard about internship?"
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[WP] "Accept this sacrifice, oh most wondrous god, from your humblest servants" and at these words the blade pierces you, clouding your vision until you sink into darkness... "Ugh, boys! They sent us another one!" Says a red-skinned teen in an annoyed voice as he rolls his eyes.
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[WP] You have been abducted by a UFO. After you slowly regained your senses, you thought that the alien would dissect, torture or experiment on you, instead they are talking about saving you and others from that oppressive and hellish planet called Earth.
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[WP] "And always, be happy, be proud and be dutiful today for the improvement of our society!" you heard from the street speakers while you and your colleagues are beating down a couple of "defective citizens".
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[WP] Sophia Pickerin is my girlfriend. It was a challenging feat to exit the friendzone and even the boys called me crazy, only because she is the daughter of a witch and I the son of a witch hunter... To be fair, I'm a bit preoccupied with today's dinner between our two families.
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[WP] "Hello thank you for calling the customer service of RoboSa; at the moment the line is busy with other customers, please wait." This is what you hear before your domestic robot's hand punches a hole through the bathroom door, where you had locked yourself.
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[WP] Oddly enough, being a sidekick has its advantages. Sure, you get less glory and attention, but the pay is good. So you had the "brilliant" idea of being a superhero and supervillain's sidekick to get double the salary. Now you have to explain to your two bosses and the IRS.
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