/u/Dakingtrex's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror
[DEC21]It almost feels like Christmas except Mom tells me I'm gonna have to wait a few more months to get the little brother I asked Santa for.
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After teaching my son what a handshake was, the adorable little guy would not stop asking people to shake his hand.
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With this final entry into my journal, I confidently state that my research has been completed, and that I am now the only person alive who knows what happens after death!
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"In recent news, a string of production failures have led to a shortage of oxygen supplements in pharmacies across 36 countries including the U.K, Sweden, Russia, and Germany, with rumors of similar incidents across China and the United States..."
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We weren't the first team of astronauts to land on Mars, so while we did not expect to achieve the same fame as our predecessors, we had also not expected to find that curious little light switch that was buried in the sand.
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Because of how dangerous the roads near my childhood home were, my Grandma always insisted that I hold her hand without letting go whenever we cross them.
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"Well, John told me Constance was talking to birds like a witch!" I jokingly lied in front of everyone, but when John stepped out of the crowd, I expected my lie to be called out.
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