/u/Dakingtrex's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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"So tell me sir, can your device really tell the shape shifters apart from humanity?"

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I pointed my gun at the two versions of my son that stood before me, both claiming to be the real one.

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"Whatever you hit, you get to take home!" the carni told me, handing me a dart.

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In all 9 years of his time working in counter terrorism as a bomb disposal technician, Greg has miraculously not seen a single actual explosion outside of his training days.

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As of the year 2092, scientific findings confirm that climate change is no longer classified as a global problem!

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The neighborhood association selected House Number 2 as this Halloween's best haunted house with House Number 4 in second and House Number 9 in third.

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I walked over to my nephew as they lowered my Brother into the ground and said, "Although he was wasn't the best dad, we'll all miss him".

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My coworker always told this joke that went something like, "I like my women hot as fuck, why else would I be a firefighter?" NSFW

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Leaning on the old community well after another day of abuse from the town, I tossed in a coin, hopelessly wishing for justice to find its way to this awful place.

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Being the party animal that I am, when my mates dared me to jump into the pool from the apartment balcony I was already over the edge before they could finish speaking.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"So tell me sir, can your device really tell the shape shifters apart from humanity?"	16315
I pointed my gun at the two versions of my son that stood before me, both claiming to be the real one.	5112
"Whatever you hit, you get to take home!" the carni told me, handing me a dart.	4326
In all 9 years of his time working in counter terrorism as a bomb disposal technician, Greg has miraculously not seen a single actual explosion outside of his training days.	453
As of the year 2092, scientific findings confirm that climate change is no longer classified as a global problem!	431
The neighborhood association selected House Number 2 as this Halloween's best haunted house with House Number 4 in second and House Number 9 in third.	339
I walked over to my nephew as they lowered my Brother into the ground and said, "Although he was wasn't the best dad, we'll all miss him".	194
My coworker always told this joke that went something like, "I like my women hot as fuck, why else would I be a firefighter?" NSFW	132
Leaning on the old community well after another day of abuse from the town, I tossed in a coin, hopelessly wishing for justice to find its way to this awful place.	106
Being the party animal that I am, when my mates dared me to jump into the pool from the apartment balcony I was already over the edge before they could finish speaking.	85