/u/Dakingtrex's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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[DEC21]It almost feels like Christmas except I didn't get coal for all the naughty things I did this year.

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I had warned my friend time and again to stop getting drunk and messing around in the IKEA near the bar, but he called me a drag and said he'd just go alone from now on, disappearing not long after.

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Roxy, I'd walk to the ends of the Earth for you and back, so please say yes and make me the happiest man in the world right here and now!

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THERES A KILLER WITH ACCESS TO MY DATA AND HE'S EDITING ALL MY POSTS!!!

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[DEC21]It almost feels like Christmas except the dosage isn't enough yet.

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To my neighbor who keeps waking up with nails shorter than she remembers, I assure you that nail biting is a common, unnoticeable, and therapeutic response to prolonged periods of stress.

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"It's never too late to do the right thing," I said to the man across from me in the courtroom, hoping the bastard might reflect on the horrible choices he'd made.

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To my neighbor who woke up with nails shorter than she remembers, I can only say that it's not uncommon for those under prolonged periods of stress to instinctively bite at the nails.

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Placing the ring on her hand at the altar, I reminisce about that silly neighbor girl I fell hopelessly in love with some-twelve years ago, when suddenly the world seems to deteriorate around me.

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Jolted awake from the noise, I opened my bedroom door to make eye contact with a stranger holding my mom by her hair, my Mom tackling him the last thing I noticed as I slammed the door shut again.

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[DEC21]It almost feels like Christmas except I didn't get coal for all the naughty things I did this year.	7
I had warned my friend time and again to stop getting drunk and messing around in the IKEA near the bar, but he called me a drag and said he'd just go alone from now on, disappearing not long after.	7
Roxy, I'd walk to the ends of the Earth for you and back, so please say yes and make me the happiest man in the world right here and now!	7
THERES A KILLER WITH ACCESS TO MY DATA AND HE'S EDITING ALL MY POSTS!!!	6
[DEC21]It almost feels like Christmas except the dosage isn't enough yet.	6
To my neighbor who keeps waking up with nails shorter than she remembers, I assure you that nail biting is a common, unnoticeable, and therapeutic response to prolonged periods of stress.	6
"It's never too late to do the right thing," I said to the man across from me in the courtroom, hoping the bastard might reflect on the horrible choices he'd made.	1
To my neighbor who woke up with nails shorter than she remembers, I can only say that it's not uncommon for those under prolonged periods of stress to instinctively bite at the nails.	1
Placing the ring on her hand at the altar, I reminisce about that silly neighbor girl I fell hopelessly in love with some-twelve years ago, when suddenly the world seems to deteriorate around me.	1
Jolted awake from the noise, I opened my bedroom door to make eye contact with a stranger holding my mom by her hair, my Mom tackling him the last thing I noticed as I slammed the door shut again.	1