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He said that he dosen't want any biological children with me and wanted to adopt instead which is a respectable decision.

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"eat up sweetie, here comes the choo-choo train!"

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I held my child tightly in my arms as I passed through a sketchy group of people.

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"sorry, there has been a mix-up with the orders but we will get you sorted as quickly as possible" said the kind waitress in a sweet voice.

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for an experiment, i handed a toddler a squeaky toy and observed for a few minutes.

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I watched as the train chugs happily on the track as I have been for the past month.

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After handing my two guests drinks and one starts coughing, the other grabs an epi pen and says "his allergies is probably just acting up again".

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I've always had an imaginary friend ever since I can remember and he's really cool

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"dad! can I do X?" "sure honey, go right ahead" I replied

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"hey DENNIS, want another drink? I think the waiter can bring one over for u"

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
He said that he dosen't want any biological children with me and wanted to adopt instead which is a respectable decision.	8291	TwoSentenceHorror
"eat up sweetie, here comes the choo-choo train!"	310	TwoSentenceHorror
I held my child tightly in my arms as I passed through a sketchy group of people.	66	TwoSentenceHorror
"sorry, there has been a mix-up with the orders but we will get you sorted as quickly as possible" said the kind waitress in a sweet voice.	32	TwoSentenceHorror
for an experiment, i handed a toddler a squeaky toy and observed for a few minutes.	22	TwoSentenceHorror
I watched as the train chugs happily on the track as I have been for the past month.	21	TwoSentenceHorror
After handing my two guests drinks and one starts coughing, the other grabs an epi pen and says "his allergies is probably just acting up again".	8	TwoSentenceHorror
I've always had an imaginary friend ever since I can remember and he's really cool	1	TwoSentenceHorror
"dad! can I do X?" "sure honey, go right ahead" I replied	1	TwoSentenceHorror
"hey DENNIS, want another drink? I think the waiter can bring one over for u"	1	TwoSentenceHorror