/u/DamagedJefff's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I heard a noise behind me.

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I finally found proof that our reality was digital.

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"Good night," I said to my least favorite pet.

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I jokingly told my daughter that my wife might not be her real mother, and that she had to step on a crack to find out the truth.

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"Schizophrenia is a bitch," I thought to myself.

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I jumped onto my bed after a long day at the beach, not even changing.

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I never thought quantum suicide was real.

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I woke up from the sudden light and stood up to stretch, as I thought it to be morning.

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The little dungskull bit me on the leg.

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"Who are you!?" I fearfully asked my kidnapper.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I heard a noise behind me.	207
I finally found proof that our reality was digital.	82
"Good night," I said to my least favorite pet.	38
I jokingly told my daughter that my wife might not be her real mother, and that she had to step on a crack to find out the truth.	30
"Schizophrenia is a bitch," I thought to myself.	25
I jumped onto my bed after a long day at the beach, not even changing.	20
I never thought quantum suicide was real.	11
I woke up from the sudden light and stood up to stretch, as I thought it to be morning.	7
The little dungskull bit me on the leg.	4
"Who are you!?" I fearfully asked my kidnapper.	3