/u/Damned-scoundrel's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I wished to be one of the most famous people of all time.

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My husband told me I looked half dead when I arrived home from work today.

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I volunteered to be a test subject on a space mission, so that I could be forever known in the history of explorers

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“Sorry, I’ve missed your call, please call again later”

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For my final wish, I asked the genie to make me pure.

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My wife told me that she would like to be a slave in bed.

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As we set out to sea, I began to look forward to the future of our expedition.

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When you die, you are forced to wander the earth until all remnants of your life are gone.

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When our Older brother started acting strangely, gradually stopped interacting with us other people, & began losing weight, we assumed he was simply being a moody teenager.

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When my daughter told me she wanted to see the pink elephants after having watched Dumbo, I laughed it off.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I wished to be one of the most famous people of all time.	22
My husband told me I looked half dead when I arrived home from work today.	19
I volunteered to be a test subject on a space mission, so that I could be forever known in the history of explorers	16
“Sorry, I’ve missed your call, please call again later”	15
For my final wish, I asked the genie to make me pure.	13
My wife told me that she would like to be a slave in bed.	13
As we set out to sea, I began to look forward to the future of our expedition.	13
When you die, you are forced to wander the earth until all remnants of your life are gone.	11
When our Older brother started acting strangely, gradually stopped interacting with us other people, & began losing weight, we assumed he was simply being a moody teenager.	10
When my daughter told me she wanted to see the pink elephants after having watched Dumbo, I laughed it off.	10