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It seemed odd that my best friend decided to abandon me during our trip in England.

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“These noodles taste weird.”.

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After I brought home that hog woman from the bar, I suggested we both take a shower, & much to my pleasure, she agreed.

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My heartbeat rose with excitement & I smiled for the first time in months, as I waved at the descending helicopter, my rescue!

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Due to my being horrible in bed, I decided to buy some of those “enhancement pills” at a local gas station.

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Feet.

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Much to my surprise, I saw my Ex-Girlfriend today.

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My girlfriend always said that I was a a modern Adonis.

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[FEB23] When war was declared, Patriotism swept through my heart, & I enlisted.

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“It belongs in a museum!”

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
It seemed odd that my best friend decided to abandon me during our trip in England.	9
“These noodles taste weird.”.	8
After I brought home that hog woman from the bar, I suggested we both take a shower, & much to my pleasure, she agreed.	8
My heartbeat rose with excitement & I smiled for the first time in months, as I waved at the descending helicopter, my rescue!	7
Due to my being horrible in bed, I decided to buy some of those “enhancement pills” at a local gas station.	6
Feet.	6
Much to my surprise, I saw my Ex-Girlfriend today.	6
My girlfriend always said that I was a a modern Adonis.	6
[FEB23] When war was declared, Patriotism swept through my heart, & I enlisted.	5
“It belongs in a museum!”	3