| I used to feel completely broken inside. | 3 | | | | |
| “Wow, you’re really hot” | 2 | | | | |
| “Oh honey, your not worthless too me.” | 2 | | | | |
| “Huh, that’s funny, my future mother in law is performing “queen of the nights aria” at my wedding; bet she doesn’t know I speak German.”. | 2 | | | | |
| For my final wish, I asked the genie to send me to the marvel universe | 1 | | | | |
| She squealed as I put it inside her NSFW | 1 | | | | |
| I’m sorry, it’s in your lungs. | 1 | | | | |
| Initially, when my boyfriend told me that he owned a coonskin hat that he made himself, I thought it was kinda cool. | 1 | | | | |
| “My daddy is best person in the whole wide world!” | 1 | | | | |
