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I was relieved when my parent's were so kind and welcoming as I, their oldest son, brought home my first boyfriend for dinner.

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The old lady at the checkout chuckled empathetically as I loaded diapers on the belt and sheepishly admitted that I had just gotten custody and could use some advice for the baby sitting in her seat crying uncontrollably.

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As my factory friends giggled at how the paint made them glow, I thought of how I could get another job that didn't leave a bitter taste in my mouth.

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My neighbors always win the Halloween decor contest every year, and sure enough, they did it again.

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I thought of my ex, and how she somehow after 4 years could still take my breath away.

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"I'm heading out on a date, I'll call you if I'm getting kidnapped," my sister joked as she headed out the door.

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I used to cry myself to sleep at night, wishing I had a man's body instead of my own girly one so that I could be comfortable in my own skin

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I couldn't believe my ears when the vet said they were miraculously able to save my dog through an experimental procedure

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I found the perfect hiding spot- mommy will never find me, so I have time to take a nap.

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The vomiting caused confusion, as the flu test, pregnancy test, and the plethora of others came back negative.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I was relieved when my parent's were so kind and welcoming as I, their oldest son, brought home my first boyfriend for dinner.	8024
The old lady at the checkout chuckled empathetically as I loaded diapers on the belt and sheepishly admitted that I had just gotten custody and could use some advice for the baby sitting in her seat crying uncontrollably.	3169
As my factory friends giggled at how the paint made them glow, I thought of how I could get another job that didn't leave a bitter taste in my mouth.	1965
My neighbors always win the Halloween decor contest every year, and sure enough, they did it again.	252
I thought of my ex, and how she somehow after 4 years could still take my breath away.	227
"I'm heading out on a date, I'll call you if I'm getting kidnapped," my sister joked as she headed out the door.	171
I used to cry myself to sleep at night, wishing I had a man's body instead of my own girly one so that I could be comfortable in my own skin	124
I couldn't believe my ears when the vet said they were miraculously able to save my dog through an experimental procedure	117
I found the perfect hiding spot- mommy will never find me, so I have time to take a nap.	51
The vomiting caused confusion, as the flu test, pregnancy test, and the plethora of others came back negative.	46