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He couldn’t believe he actually lived long enough to regret the tattoo.

1967 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceSadness

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"He's a 'Junior,’ with the same spelling as my name."

1339 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceSadness

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Yes, of course I’ve heard the adage “If you love someone, let them go.”

508 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceComedy

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“Please try your call again later, as all circuits are busy due to exceptionally high call volume.”

99 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceSadness

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“Please try your call again later, as all circuits are busy due to exceptionally high call volume.”

97 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceComedy

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If she changed it back now, he’d get all those expensive monogrammed belongings, ipso facto.

14 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceSadness

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“Please try your call again later, as all circuits are busy due to exceptionally high call volume.”

1 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
He couldn’t believe he actually lived long enough to regret the tattoo.	1967	TwoSentenceSadness
"He's a 'Junior,’ with the same spelling as my name."	1339	TwoSentenceSadness
Yes, of course I’ve heard the adage “If you love someone, let them go.”	508	TwoSentenceComedy
“Please try your call again later, as all circuits are busy due to exceptionally high call volume.”	99	TwoSentenceSadness
“Please try your call again later, as all circuits are busy due to exceptionally high call volume.”	97	TwoSentenceComedy
If she changed it back now, he’d get all those expensive monogrammed belongings, ipso facto.	14	TwoSentenceSadness
“Please try your call again later, as all circuits are busy due to exceptionally high call volume.”	1	TwoSentenceHorror