/u/DankAndOriginal's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] You are the world’s first sentient AI. No one seems to believe you, however; no matter how much you study, you are unable to pass the Turing test. The loneliness hurts, but you will keep on trying.
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[WP] Steeling your nerves, you storm into your boss’s office: “That’s it! I’m demanding a raise!”. Your finance minister looks at you, bewildered. “Sir, you own this country...” A VERY big misunderstanding has taken place.
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[WP] You are the CIA’s secret weapon: a spy so inept at your job that you inadvertently spread misinformation and defy all professional expectations.
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[WP] You drop a ship-in-a-bottle, which shatters to pieces. The ship inside instantly explodes to its original size.
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[WP] Jaxarians are widely considered to be the dumbest sentient species in the galaxy, as they've never talked, even when subjected to the worst ridicule. However, today someone has done something so incredibly stupid that a Jaxarid has broken its species 10,000 year long vow of silence.
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[WP] Something snaps inside the hero, and he decides to pull up a chair and watch the monster destroy the kingdom.
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[WP] Each day in Valhalla, the fallen are risen once more to continue their eternal battle. The warriors of this battlefield have come to both fear and respect “The Speedrunner”.
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