/u/DankAndOriginal's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] You smell so good that the Mythical Beast Forest has erupted into civil war over whether they should eat you or worship you. Completely oblivious, you pass cheerfully through the forest every day.
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[WP] Most of the countries of the world are not aware that you’re doing this whole “king” thing for fun in a weak backwater. One king at the conference is absolutely terrified, however, and is desperately trying to resolve the current incident.
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[WP] The hero is widely beloved as the powerful savior of mankind. Behind the smiling façade, however, are the desperate machinations to keep the genre a “comedy”, lest the gods that gave the hero power lose interest in the hero’s story.
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[WP] You have been defeated. You were defeated yesterday as well. And the day before that. Really, as long as you can remember. This isn’t some heartwarming story about winning today, but that doesn’t make it less important to try.
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[WP] You were the strongest person in the world, able to take on every villain at once. Unfortunately, the world ended while you were taking a nap. Time to... chuck rocks or something? Maybe that will help.
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[WP] You are a poltergeist that is restricted to haunting elevators. Sometimes you people watch, sometimes you press every button, and every once in a while, you save the day - as long as the day can be saved from an elevator.
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[WP] You have failed. The power of the curse has permeated the land, and all that remains is you, a hammer, and the desperate groans of the undead.
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[WP] "Hello, you've reached SPG, the Galaxy's Finest Consultants™. What service are you looking for today? Overthrowing your emperor? What's your budget? Understood, a junior consultant will arrive tomorrow. Thank you for calling SPG."
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