/u/DankAndOriginal's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] Unbeknownst to the heroes, the super villains finished their world domination a long time ago. They now compete with each other in the Monologue Olympics for entertainment.
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[WP] “That is, without a doubt, the stupidest thing I’ve ever seen. What could we possibly be fighting that we need a platform of artillery pieces with silencers,” you ask the grim-faced general.
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[WP] Noises that are creepy or disturbing to us are considered the highest of the musical arts to a certain race of aliens. A diplomat battles with insanity as the well meaning host attempts to make his stay as comfortable as possible.
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[WP] As a powerful Psionic, you have been cursed with great intellect. While all of your other psionic peers just believe real hard or paint the ship red to make it go, you have to make convoluted psuedo-science to convince yourself your ship should fly psionically.
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[WP] Unbeknownst to you, everyone who feels hatred for you turns into a pile of ash. What you do know is that driving is a nightmarish obstacle course, where cars crash and explode every day.
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[WP] Ever since you spontaneously transformed into an amorphous blob, life has been pretty good. No taxes, no rent, no work; just the occasional government wacko launching a nuclear missile at you.
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[WP] You make a very large salary for straightforward tasks in a normal office building. There is only one condition: when the Protocol is activated, you open the locked cabinet at your desk and ask no questions. Today, another boring day goes by as you wonder what secrets the office hides.
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[WP] A god of misfortune draws power from the surrounding people’s sadness, but grows weaker if they find happiness.
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[WP] After being turned away at the rollercoaster due to the height requirements, a group of very angry fantasy dwarves have set out to create the best theme park in the world.
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