/u/DankAndOriginal's posts in /r/WritingPrompts

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[WP] “Excuse me, sir, did you just pull a saber tooth tiger out of the washing machine?”

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[WP] "Wow, this is incredible! Did you sell your soul to make this or something?" "Haha, of course not!" sweats nervously

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[WP] The sands of time are coarse and rough and irritating - and they get everywhere.

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[WP] "How long has it been since I've had to teach the children of Man why this city is independent? Mmm... I suppose about 80 years. I do hope it will be longer before the next time."

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[WP] The roster for the debriefing on first contact with aliens mostly makes sense. Generals, biologists, linguisticians - but what are all of these fruit company CEOs doing here?

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[WP] You used to use your super power for hijinks like getting to school on time and playing pranks on your friends... That is, until your genre changed.

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[WP] Adventurers are bold, but not necessarily the best planners. Thats where you, the dungeon merchant, comes into play, selling essentials such as wet naps, paper towels, and forks.

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[WP] “Well a’ course ya can’t catch up to the speed of light, spookin’ ‘er like that. Ya gotta take it real nice and steady.”

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[WP] You are having a conversation with your friend, but it is becoming increasingly clear that you are missing the narrated internal monologue between sentences.

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[WP] A disillusioned Amish teenager is escaping to the big city, but on the way, slips 10,000 years into the future.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
[WP] “Excuse me, sir, did you just pull a saber tooth tiger out of the washing machine?”	2
[WP] "Wow, this is incredible! Did you sell your soul to make this or something?" "Haha, of course not!" sweats nervously	2
[WP] The sands of time are coarse and rough and irritating - and they get everywhere.	2
[WP] "How long has it been since I've had to teach the children of Man why this city is independent? Mmm... I suppose about 80 years. I do hope it will be longer before the next time."	2
[WP] The roster for the debriefing on first contact with aliens mostly makes sense. Generals, biologists, linguisticians - but what are all of these fruit company CEOs doing here?	2
[WP] You used to use your super power for hijinks like getting to school on time and playing pranks on your friends... That is, until your genre changed.	2
[WP] Adventurers are bold, but not necessarily the best planners. Thats where you, the dungeon merchant, comes into play, selling essentials such as wet naps, paper towels, and forks.	2
[WP] “Well a’ course ya can’t catch up to the speed of light, spookin’ ‘er like that. Ya gotta take it real nice and steady.”	2
[WP] You are having a conversation with your friend, but it is becoming increasingly clear that you are missing the narrated internal monologue between sentences.	2
[WP] A disillusioned Amish teenager is escaping to the big city, but on the way, slips 10,000 years into the future.	2