/u/DankAndOriginal's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] This is a Public Service Announcement to all would-be villains. Please keep in mind that the use of freezing powers on living creatures does, in fact, instantly kill the victims. “I didn’t know” is not a valid legal defense.
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You have 1,000,000 tries to save at least 1% of the world's population from certain destruction in time-loop full of misery and despair. You're on try 999,999.
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[WP] The world is finally united by blood and iron. Unfortunately, Domination Victory was turned off.
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[WP] "Take me to your leader," the alien representatives say. The leather office chair spins around, and sitting there is a member of their species. "Took you long enough."
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[WP] You are the consequences of someone’s action. Really, you should have already been realized - but, it’s fine. You can wait. You understand comedic timing, after all.
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"COME ON BUDDY, PUT YOUR BLINKER ON!!!" "Mom, he did, we're just going faster than the speed of light."
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[WP] Many years ago, your ancestor was summoned from another world, and was granted a small barony “in perpetuity” for resolving a crisis. Many generations lived in peace, but now it is time to open the strange steel door labeled “In case of betrayal” in the basement.
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The sky rumbles, and Ben Shapiro appears in front of Socrates as he’s prepares a dialogue, ready to destroy him with facts and logic.
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[WP] Fed up with Big Car Chase’s ironclad hold on the action movie industry, you have set out to resist them. As you lean out the window to fire erratics shots at the black car behind you, you realize you’ve forgotten something very important: Big Car Chase has a particular set of skills...
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