/u/DankAndOriginal's posts
[WP] In Earth's hour of greatest need, it was not an American, Russian, or Chinese general directing the fleets of man; it was you, the leader of an alliance in Eve Online.
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[WP] You replaces your son’s dead goldfish with a new one before he could notice. You hear him ask, however: “Where’s my goldfish?” “Right there,” you reply nervously. “This isn’t my goldfish, the soul is different...”
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[WP] One thing led to another and now you’re Supreme Ruler of the Galaxy, commander of a billion ships. Things are complicated to manage, since the fleet doesn’t exist, but no one needs to know that.
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[WP] With every passing day, it’s becoming more obvious that someone is building a Dyson sphere around our sun.
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[WP] An advanced alien civilization that goes around spreading democracy to "ignorant" species meets the United States, and it's love at first contact.
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[WP] You've always had the ability to understand any language. When you speak to a wizened old man in his native language, he looks shocked and then replies: "Lmao, I bet this loser thinks that they're the protagonist of a writing prompt or something."
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[WP] Humans are obsessed with making space battles be about smashing two giant fleets of manned-capital ships into each other in a glorious blaze of laser fire. Sick in the head, really. Everyone knows space is about lobbing FTL asteroids at each other.
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[WP] A villain unleashed an army of millions of robots to take over the world, only to have them all stolen by hackers on day one.
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[WP] "Hello, and welcome back to this week's episode of Immortal Livestreaming! Today, we'll be travelling to back alleys across the world to make a tier list of the best alleys to get mugged in!"
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