/u/DankAndOriginal's posts
[WP] Your super power is literally called “Perfectly solve the ongoing incident”. You don’t get to use it very often - it’s apparently “bad for super hero business”. Years can go by between incidents that require your assistance, but this is definitely one of them.
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[WP] “Heh.” You wipe the blood off your mouth with a smirk. “This isn’t even my final form.” “Good lord, we’ve been doing this for WEEKS now, can you please skip to the end?!”
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[WP] Your hobby is keeping an eye out for people who look like they might be important, whispering in their ear that you know their "secret", and escaping dramatically. Unknown to you, entire secret societies tremble in fear of the "Whisperer".
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[WP] After you laze about in a looped day for years, God finally stages an intervention to tell you that you’re supposed to be trying to get out of the loop.
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[WP] Humanity was excited to explore the cosmos, and what do we find? Bottom of Venus, crabs. Alpha Centauri, crabs. Andromeda, intelligent crabs. Floating in the middle of nowhere? Space crabs.
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[WP] A disguised human spy at an alien university faces their toughest challenge yet: Human Culture & Biology 1001, taught by a horribly misinformed professor
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[WP] Everyone is born with a tattoo that has absolutely no additional meaning to it, but society still stratifies people based on how rad their tattoos are.
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[WP] The leaders at the top are so disconnected from the war that they have no idea that the soldiers at the front just play poker and rearrange the front line every few days instead of fighting.
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