/u/DankAndOriginal's posts
[WP] You're not really sure which is more disturbing: that the man talking to you on the park bench just got sniped in the head, or that the bullet just bounced off and landed in your lap. Either way, you feel like it's probably not a good idea to mention it.
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[WP] After dying, you find yourself reincarnating as a baby. Projected into your mind is a cheerful announcer's voice: "Welcome to the Loser's Bracket!"
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[WP] To everyone else, you are a renowned guru who has attained enlightenment, having renounced worldly desires. Frankly, though, you just can’t figure out how to get down from this mountain.
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[WP] A prince prepares for a bitter struggle as he plans to take a commoner for his wife. As he makes the announcement in the great hall, the nobles burst into cheers. Turns out, the entire kingdom shipped it.
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[WP] People will get a mark on their arm the day they are fated to die, and will pass peacefully in their sleep. You’ve been awake for 416 hours.
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[WP] A group of benevolent aliens shows up to liberate some imprisoned humans from their terrible conditions. Being psionic, they got the planes mixed up and have liberated the legions of Hell from their suffering. Oops!
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[WP] “This year’s spider crop has failed.” The sound of a plate breaking rings out as the newscaster continues: “Only God can save the frontiers now.”
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[WP] Ancient prophecy foretells of the day that the demon hordes will once more trample the armies of men. Well, they get here, and we’ve already long abandoned Earth for cleaner planets.
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[WP] A commoner has contracted the Demon King as his summoned beast, and both humans and demons are having trouble figuring out what their new social status is.
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