/u/DankAndOriginal's posts
[WP] Your co-worker has finally taken it too far; little do they know, you worship a deity from the pantheon of evil gods: The God of Minor Inconveniences
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[WP] Your ship, defeated in combat, is sucked helplessly into a black hole. After an instant, you find yourself floating around with everything else that has been sucked in over the past billion years.
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[WP] “Alliterative Adventurers Beleaguered By Crustaceous Curs Defy Death Exceptionally Easily, Frustrating Fierce Gargantuan Gargoyles Hovering Hidden In Investigative Juxtaposition, Justly Mad,” Max Notes Nearby, to which his party members respond “WHERE THE $?!& ARE THE GARGOYLES MAX?!”
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[WP] A weapon has slipped from a video game world into a different reality, and now the levied Villager A is in possession of Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker
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[WP] “Don’t you think this could just be some sort of distraction to get us to leave our post?” “It’s probably better to stay distracted,” you say, staring into the raging pillar of fire.
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[WP] The god of reincarnation are overworked, underpaid, and have grown cynical to their mission. Struggling among them is a young, idealistic god who still tries to fairly oversee each case and allocate people to where they need to be to best serve the many worlds under management.
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[WP] You are incorrectly known as the superhero with the power to go invisible. To be more precise, you possess the power to go visible, which is rare for your people.
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[WP] Anguish, despair, and guilt wrack the core of your very being, and yet, as the last of the gods, there is no one left to judge your actions. As you drift through space-time, you happen across mankind, and with it, your new purpose.
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[WP] Members of your lineage can choose to rewind time 12 hours once during their lifetimes. However, there are rumors that by sacrificing other clansmen, your mastery over time will increase.
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[WP] You spend money with reckless abandon on eclectic and extravagant things, with no regards for the future. For whatever reason, however, the money you spend precisely stimulates the economy with massive returns, so people can't help but to give you more money to "waste".
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