/u/DankAndOriginal's posts
[WP] You used to use your super power for hijinks like getting to school on time and playing pranks on your friends... That is, until your genre changed.
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[WP] In the middle of the Great Holy War, the gods come down to tell everyone that they get along great.
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[WP] "Wow, this is incredible! Did you sell your soul to make this or something?" "Haha, of course not!" *sweats nervously*
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[WP] To keep highly intelligent AI busy in their spare time, we effectively drug them by forcing them to calculate pi. Unfortunately, one of them just finished.
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[WP] As you are up to another one of your harebrained schemes, hilarity sues. “See you in court, sicko,” says the concept of absurd merriment.
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[WP] Your family trades in one thing: napkins. You often get snubbed in high society; but what they don’t realize is that your family has cornered the entire galactic napkin market.
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[WP] The roster for the debriefing on first contact with aliens mostly makes sense. Generals, biologists, linguisticians - but what are all of these fruit company CEOs doing here?
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[WP] One day, you wake up 30 years in the past, and have the opportunity redo everything. Unlimited wealth and power await you - the only hiccup is your 30 year prison sentence that starts today.
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[WP] A grizzled humanity begins it’s invasion of yet another alien species, having been taught the dangers of the galaxy. The aliens try to fight back with the power of music, friendship, and romantic subplots. Humanity, remembering better times, is split on whether to play along.
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