/u/DankAndOriginal's posts
[WP] Adventurers are bold, but not necessarily the best planners. Thats where you, the dungeon merchant, comes into play, selling essentials such as wet naps, paper towels, and forks.
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[WP] A disillusioned Amish teenager is escaping to the big city, but on the way, slips 10,000 years into the future.
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“Humans? No thanks... the last time I ate a human, it kept trying to teach me about something called ‘table manners’ the whole time.”
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[WP] Every day, the first ten people who try to kill you fail, and immediately die themselves. You have resolved to use this power to take over the world.
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[WP} Due to the difficulty of actually finding an enemy fleet in space, two inexperienced star nations conquer each other's capital without managing to engage in combat once.
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[WP] I cringe while looking at the crumbling remains of the planet. “So I guess I’m fired?” “Fired? These are the best ratings we’ve had in decades!”
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[WP] Space Napoleon has just offered Earth the right to buy half of its colonies in exchange for a few thousand tons of gold.
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"COME ON BUDDY, PUT YOUR BLINKER ON!!!" "Mom, he did, we're just going faster than the speed of light."
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