/u/DankAndOriginal's posts
[WP] After a modernization of nuclear weapons systems goes too well, nuclear missiles begin defecting to other countries for improved silo conditions.
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[WP] This is a Public Service Announcement to all would-be villains. Please keep in mind that the use of freezing powers on living creatures does, in fact, instantly kill the victims. “I didn’t know” is not a valid legal defense.
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[WP] “Violence is never the answer,” the monk says, pumping a shotgun. “But you don’t always have to be right.”
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[WP] Having defeated the boss of the dungeon, you found it lacking compared to the previous trials. You set up camp in the boss room so that future adventurers will have a real challenge to face.
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[WP] Many years ago, your ancestor was summoned from another world, and was granted a small barony “in perpetuity” for resolving a crisis. Many generations lived in peace, but now it is time to open the strange steel door labeled “In case of betrayal” in the basement.
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[WP] Fed up with Big Car Chase’s ironclad hold on the action movie industry, you have set out to resist them. As you lean out the window to fire erratics shots at the black car behind you, you realize you’ve forgotten something very important: Big Car Chase has a particular set of skills...
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[WP] A scientist from a Renaissance-era civilization has been publishing theories that are hundreds, and even thousands of years ahead of their time. Interfering with primitives is forbidden, but its most recent paper is on the same subject as your dissertation…
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[WP] It was supposed to be an easy job; take one more kidney and you’d be free. What you didn’t expect was for the kidney to fight back.
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[WP] That theory about every human being the same person reincarnating through every human life is true. Except for Steve. Nothing is more frightening than realizing you don’t know Steve in between incarnations.
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