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As an accident investigator I know all too well how bodies come apart at the joints like well cooked chicken.

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She looked at me through her tears, making sure someone was there to watch the child, and jumped.

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'My God,' said the surgeon as I finally caught his eye, 'he's been awake this whole time; we're gonna get sued for this!'

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Despite the eager crowd, when the hypnotist told me to put on my birthday suit I had no choice but to obey.

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As we watched the building burn there was a growing sense of guilt.

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As an experienced temporal agent I knew the penalty for my foul-up: to suffer through the worst year in human history.

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We were so compatible, she just stole my heart.

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So I passed the lie detector - I don't know anything about any corpse.

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'Sure, you can put your feet up on the dash.'

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"Congratulations! It's a boy!"

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
As an accident investigator I know all too well how bodies come apart at the joints like well cooked chicken.	398	TwoSentenceHorror
She looked at me through her tears, making sure someone was there to watch the child, and jumped.	180	TwoSentenceHorror
'My God,' said the surgeon as I finally caught his eye, 'he's been awake this whole time; we're gonna get sued for this!'	141	TwoSentenceHorror
Despite the eager crowd, when the hypnotist told me to put on my birthday suit I had no choice but to obey.	62	TwoSentenceHorror
As we watched the building burn there was a growing sense of guilt.	42	TwoSentenceHorror
As an experienced temporal agent I knew the penalty for my foul-up: to suffer through the worst year in human history.	32	TwoSentenceHorror
We were so compatible, she just stole my heart.	31	TwoSentenceHorror
So I passed the lie detector - I don't know anything about any corpse.	27	TwoSentenceHorror
'Sure, you can put your feet up on the dash.'	18	TwoSentenceHorror
"Congratulations! It's a boy!"	15	TwoSentenceHorror