/u/Dark_Horse_Gaming's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror
I was driving to work, and I was overtaken by a gorgeous 1957 Plymouth Belvedere in gold paint with an 8-ball on the antenna.
2206 upvotes
Mark as read: Add to a list
I smiled demonically as this middle-aged, deadbeat man fell to the floor, the bullet from my revolver having punched a hole in the middle of his forehead.
1833 upvotes
Mark as read: Add to a list
My friend called me to come look at his house, saying he heard footsteps at night and things were going missing, even though he's been living alone for three years.
392 upvotes
Mark as read: Add to a list
As I stood confused in the corner of the machine shop, watching my fellow employees panic after the accident, I heard someone ask where I was.
113 upvotes
Mark as read: Add to a list
30 minutes ago, the scammer was grinning to himself as he replied to the man on Snapchat, thinking he’d just fleeced another poor, lonely bastard.
108 upvotes
Mark as read: Add to a list
My buddy and I were digging up our basement floor for a renovation project, when my shovel clanged against something hard.
43 upvotes
Mark as read: Add to a list
I always thought those life-size figurines my boss kept in the living room of his mansion were weirdly realistic. NSFW
36 upvotes
Mark as read: Add to a list
I never questioned why the pictures of our large family always had more people than were actually in our house.
33 upvotes
Mark as read: Add to a list
“There are trillions of rogue planets with no parent stars in our universe, speeding through space this very second, but the chances of one colliding with our solar system are slim to none.”
32 upvotes
Mark as read: Add to a list