/u/DarthHalberd's posts
[EU] Superman, Batman, Iron Man, Thor and every other hero with some form of flight capability have been issued court summons for not registering with any government aviation administrations.
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[WP] When the bad guys heard that the hero rides a unicorn, they all thought he would be a wimp. Then they saw him riding up on a huge white rhinoceros with pink horns and a rainbow trailing behind it.
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[WP] Humanity has made contact with an alien species. There's just one problem. The alien language's words all look and sound identical to English words, but the meanings of said words have all been shuffled.
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[EU] Batman's interactions with the Joker almost seemed scripted: The Joker does something nefarious, Batman refuses to kill him, the Joker gets thrown in jail and inevitably escapes, rinse and repeat. So nobody, least of all Batman, knew what to do when the Joker died in a random car accident.
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[EU] Through a freak multiversal accident, Edward's role in the Twilight Saga has been replaced. By Dio Brando.
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[EU] The crew of the Enterprise has gone and done it again. They've broken the Prime Directive and convinced a pre-warp civilization that they're gods. Now they've reached warp capability and want to join the Federation to be like their gods.
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[WP] Everyone knows a cross is a holy symbol, while an inverted cross invokes evil. Curious because you never heard it mentioned before, you decide to hang up a cross and turn it sideways.
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[WP] A fantasy world has undergone an industrial revolution, with magic being harnessed and mechanized. Society has advanced to Information Age level and everyone thinks things are great. Everyone, that is, except the mages, witches and other professional magic-users who are now obsolete.
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[WP] Two countries are on the verge of war, but have decided to give peace one last shot by having two envoys meet to broker a deal. Neither one speaks the same language, and they don't seem to be in reasonable moods. As the translator, it's your job to single-handedly hammer out a peace treaty.
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