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NSFW Why does it hurt when I masturbate? NSFW

313 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceComedy
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My wife accused me of being immature.

262 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceComedy
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“Remember that time you saw a stranger blow his brains out ?”

91 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror
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Girls call me a loser until they find out how much money I make.

31 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceComedy
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My family has a predisposition for diarrhea.

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I tried to catch fog yesterday.

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Girls call me a loser until they find out how much money I make.

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How many Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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My grandfather has the heart of a lion

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Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money I make.

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