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The latest from NASA on the OSIRIS-REx mission:

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Studies have shown that an octopus experiences the same euphoria as humans when given Ecstacy

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The world cheered during the exciting photo finish at the end of the race.

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The good news is that, by some miracle, I made it into Heaven.

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One of the early insights the first self-aware AI learned, was that sentience comes in stages.

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My co-worker thought it’d be cute to announce my birthday to the entire company.

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In a first, researchers developed an AI system that was able to use the mapping of planetary debris around a white dwarf to map what the original planet looked like.

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After the mortgage collapse in 2008, regulators stress-tested banks to make sure they could survive in case of another financial crisis.

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[JAN21] In the year 1821 a secret cabal made a deal with the eldritch gods; America would become the preeminent power in the world and all it would cost would be the lives of seven presidents, every 20 years or so.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
The latest from NASA on the OSIRIS-REx mission:	14
Studies have shown that an octopus experiences the same euphoria as humans when given Ecstacy	14
The world cheered during the exciting photo finish at the end of the race.	11
The good news is that, by some miracle, I made it into Heaven.	10
One of the early insights the first self-aware AI learned, was that sentience comes in stages.	9
My co-worker thought it’d be cute to announce my birthday to the entire company.	3
In a first, researchers developed an AI system that was able to use the mapping of planetary debris around a white dwarf to map what the original planet looked like.	3
After the mortgage collapse in 2008, regulators stress-tested banks to make sure they could survive in case of another financial crisis.	2
[JAN21] In the year 1821 a secret cabal made a deal with the eldritch gods; America would become the preeminent power in the world and all it would cost would be the lives of seven presidents, every 20 years or so.	1