/u/DarthSanity's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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My grief turned to shock when I learned my recently deceased wife’s skull matched the DNA profile for a teen missing since 1987.

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My wife shouted at me from upstairs, “Do you ever get a shooting pain in your back, like someone is stabbing a voodoo doll?”

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Y’know how you want to kill someone, but the voices in your head tell you not to?

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My daughter is still depressed two years after all her friends were killed at camp sleepy hollow.

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There are many horrible things about my mother-in-law’s Alzheimer’s.

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He was loved and adored by all, until they learned of a dark secret he was desperately trying to hide.

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My sister hates her honeymoon photos because an odd sinister cloud shaped like a demon filled the sky all that day.

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People throughout the world are amazed by the beauty, majesty and complexity of lenticular cloud formations.

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“There really is some magic in that old hat,” said the magician, as he ripped it out of the children’s hands and forced it on his own head.

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She loved her kids; every morning she’d kiss their faces.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My grief turned to shock when I learned my recently deceased wife’s skull matched the DNA profile for a teen missing since 1987.	17196
My wife shouted at me from upstairs, “Do you ever get a shooting pain in your back, like someone is stabbing a voodoo doll?”	1398
Y’know how you want to kill someone, but the voices in your head tell you not to?	357
My daughter is still depressed two years after all her friends were killed at camp sleepy hollow.	128
There are many horrible things about my mother-in-law’s Alzheimer’s.	56
He was loved and adored by all, until they learned of a dark secret he was desperately trying to hide.	56
My sister hates her honeymoon photos because an odd sinister cloud shaped like a demon filled the sky all that day.	34
People throughout the world are amazed by the beauty, majesty and complexity of lenticular cloud formations.	33
“There really is some magic in that old hat,” said the magician, as he ripped it out of the children’s hands and forced it on his own head.	30
She loved her kids; every morning she’d kiss their faces.	23