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I took me almost past deadline, but I managed to gather the ransom money, all in used unmarked bills, and all I had to do was to drive it to L.A. and exchange it for my child

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We saw yet another group of zombies eating a fresh corpse

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And so, the priest, the rabbi and the pope asked the angel "Which of our Gods is the right one?"

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We made a perfect pesticide - Total lethality, no effects on the crop, and eventually it dissolves, leaving no trace it was even there

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Just minutes before they switched it on I finally finished and implemented a failsafe that terminates our AI if it attempts malicious actions against humanity

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As soldiers we were administered some experimental drugs to prevent us being traumatized by the guilt of killing people.

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An amateur diver found a shark tooth almost as big as his torso in the Mediterranean.

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Working at Google as an overseer in charge of their cutting edge AI project proved to be an interesting job

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I've been feeding crows for a year now and playing with them as well, so they started to bring me shiny trinkets and other gifts

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All my life I lived without sin to be ready for The Rapture

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I took me almost past deadline, but I managed to gather the ransom money, all in used unmarked bills, and all I had to do was to drive it to L.A. and exchange it for my child	6052
We saw yet another group of zombies eating a fresh corpse	3005
And so, the priest, the rabbi and the pope asked the angel "Which of our Gods is the right one?"	2538
We made a perfect pesticide - Total lethality, no effects on the crop, and eventually it dissolves, leaving no trace it was even there	2394
Just minutes before they switched it on I finally finished and implemented a failsafe that terminates our AI if it attempts malicious actions against humanity	2144
As soldiers we were administered some experimental drugs to prevent us being traumatized by the guilt of killing people.	1730
An amateur diver found a shark tooth almost as big as his torso in the Mediterranean.	1623
Working at Google as an overseer in charge of their cutting edge AI project proved to be an interesting job	1231
I've been feeding crows for a year now and playing with them as well, so they started to bring me shiny trinkets and other gifts	732
All my life I lived without sin to be ready for The Rapture	701