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I signed the Non-Disclosure Agreement in exchange for billions of dollars

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They told me they're sending me to the past to replace a prematurely killed man whose actions are critical to the current timeline

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The casing is wedged in tight, I'm frantically trying to unjam the gun

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As my wife could finally rest I held my newborn daughter in my arms and felt the most wonderful feeling in the world

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Do you drink coffee with almond milk?

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Our AI's access to the internet surprisingly haven't changed it's behaviour patterns very much

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I tried to learn Russian, so I invited my Soviet immigrant neighbor over to give me some feedback on pronunciations of random words.

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The Large Barrier Reaf is dead

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Day one: I am now exposed to possible memetic threat number 13, a phrase "Merendina Heshek" written on a piece of paper, so far no effect.

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I know she's cheating on me

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I signed the Non-Disclosure Agreement in exchange for billions of dollars	4
They told me they're sending me to the past to replace a prematurely killed man whose actions are critical to the current timeline	3
The casing is wedged in tight, I'm frantically trying to unjam the gun	3
As my wife could finally rest I held my newborn daughter in my arms and felt the most wonderful feeling in the world	3
Do you drink coffee with almond milk?	3
Our AI's access to the internet surprisingly haven't changed it's behaviour patterns very much	2
I tried to learn Russian, so I invited my Soviet immigrant neighbor over to give me some feedback on pronunciations of random words.	2
The Large Barrier Reaf is dead	2
Day one: I am now exposed to possible memetic threat number 13, a phrase "Merendina Heshek" written on a piece of paper, so far no effect.	2
I know she's cheating on me	2