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They tortured me for hours before I finally decided I can't take it anymore and told them what I knew

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A friend of mine woke up one day and could no longer feel any pain

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Just out of curiosity I googled the known body count for most efficient serial killer who ever lived

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The new police droids are completely impartial, can't be bribed and never racially profile.

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"Sure's a long way to fall" I muttered to my wife at the edge of The Grand Canyon

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The SWAT team broke in and neutralized everyone in that bunker, including the one who actually made all the explosives

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As we came home from the hunt my grandfather offered to tell my son a story

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I wasn't feeling well today, so I went to the doctor to get tested about it

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They sentenced me to one week in an Ultimate Security prison

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When we ate at her house she asked me how do i feel about having kids and I couldn't give a good answer

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
They tortured me for hours before I finally decided I can't take it anymore and told them what I knew	36
A friend of mine woke up one day and could no longer feel any pain	35
Just out of curiosity I googled the known body count for most efficient serial killer who ever lived	35
The new police droids are completely impartial, can't be bribed and never racially profile.	33
"Sure's a long way to fall" I muttered to my wife at the edge of The Grand Canyon	33
The SWAT team broke in and neutralized everyone in that bunker, including the one who actually made all the explosives	31
As we came home from the hunt my grandfather offered to tell my son a story	31
I wasn't feeling well today, so I went to the doctor to get tested about it	30
They sentenced me to one week in an Ultimate Security prison	29
When we ate at her house she asked me how do i feel about having kids and I couldn't give a good answer	28