/u/Dashing_Steel's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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At least half of our body's weight can actually be attributed to bacteria living inside us

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After Jeff, Bill and Elon all went to another galaxy the centralized database collapsed making everyone on Earth "unemployed"

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Zombies surrounded me, groaning and grabbing at my clothes and tearing away my weapon

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The U.S. military is still missing 6 nukes lost under various circstances

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Armed people in hazmat suits arrived just in time to extract me and the squad leader says we'll be out of the city in thirty minutes

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After centuries of oblivion humans rediscover and start to practice Magic again

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I tossed the frisbee too hard and it went into the woods, followed by my dog

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I threw a grenade inside the enemy bunker and those pesky AK's finally stopped firing at my squad

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"The first step to any healing journey" said the therapist "is for you to want to change"

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Bear was climbing the tree towards my trail camera so fast it looked like he was running upwards

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
At least half of our body's weight can actually be attributed to bacteria living inside us	23
After Jeff, Bill and Elon all went to another galaxy the centralized database collapsed making everyone on Earth "unemployed"	23
Zombies surrounded me, groaning and grabbing at my clothes and tearing away my weapon	21
The U.S. military is still missing 6 nukes lost under various circstances	21
Armed people in hazmat suits arrived just in time to extract me and the squad leader says we'll be out of the city in thirty minutes	19
After centuries of oblivion humans rediscover and start to practice Magic again	18
I tossed the frisbee too hard and it went into the woods, followed by my dog	18
I threw a grenade inside the enemy bunker and those pesky AK's finally stopped firing at my squad	18
"The first step to any healing journey" said the therapist "is for you to want to change"	17
Bear was climbing the tree towards my trail camera so fast it looked like he was running upwards	17