/u/DeAndrich's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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"Um, hello, I would like to... order a pizza please, can you deliver it soon, I'm quite hungry..."

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Scientists around the world were astounded by the new crack forming and widening on the surface of the Moon, excitement rising over the monunental strides in scientific breakthroughs that this would allow.

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I woke up dazed strapped to a table with a strong soreness in my groin and what I could only assume were bandages near it.

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The whole time I was observing the local coral life underwater I kept seeing shadows out of the corners of my eyes, along with a multitude of screaming sounds which reminded me of horses.

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I finally got to that age where I stopped checking under the bed before sleep and everything was fine.

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My wife and newborn girl were so peaceful in the corner of the nursery singing lullabies.

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"Please, holy fuck please stop, we're not even together anymore!"

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Babe, you've been cold ever since we came back from the cemetery.

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The whereabouts and condition of your daughter will be disclosed in the comments of this post by me.

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And there I was, at the end, feathers full, wings soaring on my way to Valhalla!

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"Um, hello, I would like to... order a pizza please, can you deliver it soon, I'm quite hungry..."	4706
Scientists around the world were astounded by the new crack forming and widening on the surface of the Moon, excitement rising over the monunental strides in scientific breakthroughs that this would allow.	57
I woke up dazed strapped to a table with a strong soreness in my groin and what I could only assume were bandages near it.	37
The whole time I was observing the local coral life underwater I kept seeing shadows out of the corners of my eyes, along with a multitude of screaming sounds which reminded me of horses.	28
I finally got to that age where I stopped checking under the bed before sleep and everything was fine.	19
My wife and newborn girl were so peaceful in the corner of the nursery singing lullabies.	19
"Please, holy fuck please stop, we're not even together anymore!"	18
Babe, you've been cold ever since we came back from the cemetery.	17
The whereabouts and condition of your daughter will be disclosed in the comments of this post by me.	9
And there I was, at the end, feathers full, wings soaring on my way to Valhalla!	6