WritingPrompts

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[WP] Aliens always made first contact with the Human race through the internet. Every single race, without exceptions, decided to never have anything to do with the Humans after only 1 hour skimming through what's on the internet.	2
[WP] A thief received a very special job, to steal a jewelled sceptre, kept in an underground vault. All went well, until he snuck in the vault and finds another thief already there to steal it. Both starts arguing while dozens of guard are patrolling right outside the vault room.	2
[SP] Turns out, Earth was just some alien's homework.	2
[WP] A therapist is trying his best to help a man in deep depression. Being a hitman in his free time, the therapist gets a contract in which he must kill his depressed client. The one who put up the hit... is also his depressed client.	2
[WP] "How stupid do you think I am? You want me to believe that EVERYTHING was all just a big coincidence?" "Err... it kind of was."	2
[WP] "We are here to free you, slaves!" But the slaves looked up and replied: "We don't want to be freed though."	2
[WP] A group of vigilantes roam the streets, fighting crime and foiling plots. The wealthy and powerful grew tired of their shenanigans and placed a bounty on their heads. Through mismanagement, the sidekick got the bigger bounty. The main hero was not happy.	2
[SP] "Eat the rich!" they cried. As demand rises, capitalism supplies.	2
[WP] The reason for offering a virgin maiden to a dragon has never been about sacrifice. A dragon living thousands of years can get lonely and even they would need a wife every 400 years or so.	1
"What? The Earth? Ohhh, I remember! I haven't touched that side-project in a while. They're probably fine." said God	1

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