/u/De_faulty's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] In the far future, everyone is an atheist, you included. As a joke, you've sworn your soul to various gods and deities numerous times. Upon your death, those gods are fighting each other for the first soul they've seen in centuries.
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[WP] The villain is an unparalleled genius. There is no one alive that can outsmart him. As such, nobody has a good plan on how to take him down. But as the saying goes, you fight fire with water. The village idiot has a plan. It's a stupid plan, but this is exactly what we need.
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[WP] "We are not so different you and I." "Oh? I thought you killed people to further your goals. You're telling me you're doing this for fun too?" "...what the hell is wrong with you?"
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[WP] The court mage and the court jester got into the fight. The king didn't stop them because he thought seeing the jester lose miserably would be funny. The jester won.
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[WP] Being a villain doesn't always pay, especially when the hero keeps foiling your plan. To fund your villainy, you work in retail customer service. One day, the hero walks in. He recognizes you, you recognize him.
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[WP] You are the opposite of a hitman. You work in the shadows to keep your target alive, no questions asked. You're not a saint. Quite the opposite, in fact. Your clients use your services when death is too light a sentence for their intended victims.
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[WP] You are immortal, the type that will resurrect after they die. Problem is, you are so frail that you can die from a passing breeze. In fact, you've died so many times you're essentially buddy with the Grim Reaper
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[WP] There was always something weird with your neighbour. No, not how he’s overly friendly but the fact that anyone that went into his house never came out. One day, cops showed up at his door. The next day, their patrol car was still out there.
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