/u/De_faulty's posts
[EU] The Force is not a blessing, it never has been. It's a parasite that, although grants unnatural powers, those afflicted are also fated to wage an endless war. It feeds on the deaths caused by the wars between the Jedi and Sith order. One lone sith wages war against the galaxy to slay the Force
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[WP] You work at a bar in a forgotten alleyway. Despite not being shady at all, you still get detectives coming in to bribe you for information. You often play along and just make up stories on the spot. One day, an injured detective stumbles in. "Is this the guy?" Asked a man behind him
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[WP] He's been sitting there hours, days even. Maybe an unexpected accident happened to her, maybe she died, maybe... "My lord, our spies report that the heroine is currently helping a farmer clear out rats from his field." The dark lord was confused, that wasn't part of the script.
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[WP] Humans are popular pets for aliens. They breed at an astronomically fast rate, they can easily be trained and conditioned to obey, and they are smart enough to learn tricks to amuse. However this will be the first time a human is adopted, not as a pet, but as a child.
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[WP] You signed up for the wrong course. A mere 2 letter mistake and you end up in a totally different domain. You wanted to be a necromancer, bring back the dead, toy with lost souls, that kind of stuff. Instead, you signed up for a nekomancer course.
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[WP] There is a tradition that before making a wish to a genie, you have to ban 1 available wish he can make. It started out pretty simple, no more great wealth or no more infinite powers, etc. But after hundreds of thousands of owners, the list wishes the genie can fulfil is running thin.
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[WP] Humans are the most basic and simple of sentient lifeforms. All across the galaxy, there are thousands of planets inhabited by homo-sapiens. So there was a lot of confusion when the first alien lifeform that landed on Earth was a human.
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[WP] "... and only you can save the world. You are the chosen one." "I refuse." There was a moment of silence in the room. "You know, I honestly didn't make any plans if you refused."
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[WP] You and your crew dug up a long lost treasure that is said to be cursed. It was cursed alright, the damn thing won’t shut up. It won’t stop talking, be it day or night. But it would mysteriously go quiet whenever your crewmate claims they’ve spotted something lurking beneath the ship.
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