/u/DeathByAutoscroll's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I saw my daughter throw her doll down the stairs in anger.

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My skydriving trip took a turn for the worst when both my main and backup parachute failed.

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As I shot "it" though the head, I announced to my partner that I had dealt with the alien imposter on the ship.

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A kind stranger accidently bumped into me and helped me pick up my belongings

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"Will our audience please rise and give a round of applause for the magnificent magician!?"

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I had half a mind to file a complaint after that surgery.

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My daughter ran crying into my arms asking me if she was normal.

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"DUCK!" he yelled as we threw our heads downwards in the hope we wouldn't get shot

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The other day, I attended my family reunion.

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He had the mind of a child.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I saw my daughter throw her doll down the stairs in anger.	79
My skydriving trip took a turn for the worst when both my main and backup parachute failed.	67
As I shot "it" though the head, I announced to my partner that I had dealt with the alien imposter on the ship.	65
A kind stranger accidently bumped into me and helped me pick up my belongings	51
"Will our audience please rise and give a round of applause for the magnificent magician!?"	49
I had half a mind to file a complaint after that surgery.	47
My daughter ran crying into my arms asking me if she was normal.	44
"DUCK!" he yelled as we threw our heads downwards in the hope we wouldn't get shot	43
The other day, I attended my family reunion.	33
He had the mind of a child.	32