/u/DeathByAutoscroll's posts in /r/WritingPrompts

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[WP] "Who are you and how did you get into here?" "I'm a locksmith and I'm a locksmith"

42 upvotes

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[WP] "A sharp wit" is not just a saying, it's a warning. Insulting the wrong people will leave you bloodied and bruised

41 upvotes

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[WP] You're the greatest mind of this generation. The problem is you're stuck in an aquarium.

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[WP] "ATTENTION ALL PERSONEL. An intruder has been detected within the building. Please be on guard and report any suspicious activity."

37 upvotes

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[WP] Roses are red, Violets are red, you're losing so much blood, How are you not dead?

30 upvotes

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[WP] In the far future, you can change your genes to whatever you want. You work at a clinic that does this and the requests just keep getting stranger.

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[WP] Everyone had the same dream tonight; But not the same perspective

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[WP] Your teacher doesn't 100% understand technology. They have printed a link on paper not realising it cannot be clicked. As a joke you attempt to click it with your fingers when suddenly a website appears before your eyes.

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[WP] "Every single person here is either a detective, part of the mob, or an undercover assassin. The only way to truly tell who is who is by the way they sit."

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[SP] The dance floor is on fire tonight. Literally.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
[WP] "Who are you and how did you get into here?" "I'm a locksmith and I'm a locksmith"	42
[WP] "A sharp wit" is not just a saying, it's a warning. Insulting the wrong people will leave you bloodied and bruised	41
[WP] You're the greatest mind of this generation. The problem is you're stuck in an aquarium.	41
[WP] "ATTENTION ALL PERSONEL. An intruder has been detected within the building. Please be on guard and report any suspicious activity."	37
[WP] Roses are red, Violets are red, you're losing so much blood, How are you not dead?	30
[WP] In the far future, you can change your genes to whatever you want. You work at a clinic that does this and the requests just keep getting stranger.	27
[WP] Everyone had the same dream tonight; But not the same perspective	25
[WP] Your teacher doesn't 100% understand technology. They have printed a link on paper not realising it cannot be clicked. As a joke you attempt to click it with your fingers when suddenly a website appears before your eyes.	24
[WP] "Every single person here is either a detective, part of the mob, or an undercover assassin. The only way to truly tell who is who is by the way they sit."	23
[SP] The dance floor is on fire tonight. Literally.	23