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[WP] Mary had a little lamb, its fleece as white as snow, and she is not going to let them forget what they did to it, all those years ago.

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[WP] "And finally, this is Mr. Fernsly, the butler. He has served this family for generations!" as he gestured to the man who didn't look a day over 30

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A kind stranger accidently bumped into me and helped me pick up my belongings

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"Will our audience please rise and give a round of applause for the magnificent magician!?"

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[WP] "Oh for crying out loud, if you kidnap someone at least have the common decency to remember their name!"

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I had half a mind to file a complaint after that surgery.

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My daughter ran crying into my arms asking me if she was normal.

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"DUCK!" he yelled as we threw our heads downwards in the hope we wouldn't get shot

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[WP] "Who are you and how did you get into here?" "I'm a locksmith and I'm a locksmith"

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[WP] "A sharp wit" is not just a saying, it's a warning. Insulting the wrong people will leave you bloodied and bruised

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
[WP] Mary had a little lamb, its fleece as white as snow, and she is not going to let them forget what they did to it, all those years ago.	52	WritingPrompts
[WP] "And finally, this is Mr. Fernsly, the butler. He has served this family for generations!" as he gestured to the man who didn't look a day over 30	51	WritingPrompts
A kind stranger accidently bumped into me and helped me pick up my belongings	51	TwoSentenceHorror
"Will our audience please rise and give a round of applause for the magnificent magician!?"	49	TwoSentenceHorror
[WP] "Oh for crying out loud, if you kidnap someone at least have the common decency to remember their name!"	48	WritingPrompts
I had half a mind to file a complaint after that surgery.	47	TwoSentenceHorror
My daughter ran crying into my arms asking me if she was normal.	44	TwoSentenceHorror
"DUCK!" he yelled as we threw our heads downwards in the hope we wouldn't get shot	43	TwoSentenceHorror
[WP] "Who are you and how did you get into here?" "I'm a locksmith and I'm a locksmith"	42	WritingPrompts
[WP] "A sharp wit" is not just a saying, it's a warning. Insulting the wrong people will leave you bloodied and bruised	41	WritingPrompts